This is why I love deadspin. A really good story and some really good (funny) comments!

If the first words out of the assistant's mouth off-stage weren't "Dude, I am fucking out of here," then he is beyond help.

I tactically agree.

I cannot take my eyes off of Harass.

"An administrative process working as it always has." So since we are talking about the commissioners office, that would be "arbitrarily and inefficiently"?

Dallas hasn't been his screwed since 4 days ago when the Suh suspension was reversed. Fuck Detroit. Fuck Suh. Fuck Raiola. No sane person without a dog in the fight should care if Detroit reaps some of their bad karma.

You need the big Baylor kid from the other day in here too! And interesting fact - both young men are from the same town of Amarillo.

At least he is FINALLY entertaining!!!!

If there is a god, then Sparkly Boots will stick to him like dog shit to shoes.

Relative to all the perfectly sane and correct talk on here about what a piece of garbage this guy is, Cris Carter was on Mike and Mike earlier this am talking about how he has a good rep and isn't known for the things he has so obviously done. Does Carter just not know any of this? What a tool.

Haha. No sweat. Now some more from Phikipedia. I lived in Canyon Tx for ten years, where you will find West Texas A&M university. Alma mater of... you guessed it - Maurice Cheeks.

I believe this is the same hs that Doc Rivers, Dee Brown, and Shannon Brown and Michael Finley all attended.

Bobby Knight applauds the ball fake.

Not surprising that Jesus brings us this story, as when both Germany and Russia laid claim to the tank, this was his solution.

I can just see Cutler now... shrugging his shoulders.

I'm wondering if there's enough excess material in that hat to pull it down over his face and smother him. Just wondering.

Being a Cowboys fan aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

I'm not the most regular here, but I am regular enough to know that there are a cast of regulars ready and willing to write this highly irregular hypothetical conversation.

you have money

I think that's devolution.