Joique Bell put Cortland Finnegan in his place. His place is what we were looking for.

Uhmmmm... keep your head on a swivel?

Praise Jesus?

+1. Credit him for being old school enough not to launch his ass back to the free throw line a full second after the elbow to chin contact.

They might be the best team in the [passes out in pool of vomit]

Michigan wanted to be the spike. Michigan State was okay with being the hammer.

An actual and rare physical, real world "LOL!" +1

All of these jokes are lame. I have some up my sleeve that will run circles around them!

Agreed. It was a good response, but I was expecting some pointed zinger that would make his face turn red. Over promised, under delivered.

LOL #trailoftears #okstaterox #gopokes

God was really watching over them that day!
"What a bunch of lucky dumbasses!" He must have thought.

The actual player in the game on TV will instinctively pick up what I am laying down if I show him how to "take it to the hole!" And I can't do that without a ball, now can I? Somehow, he will know, I just know it.

I don't care if you are praying or farting in their general direction. It's a stupid thing to call a penalty.

Amazing. No words for how cool that is.

Too soon +1

Aaaaaaaaand I found it already! You're welcome!

That was a pretty cool version of Pop Goes the Weasel!

Back in the day, Jimmy Johnson would have cut his ass the very next day. Oh for the good old... what's that? This wasn't a Cowboys fuck-up? Oh, never mind.

slow clap! Nicely done.