"... with Bill Polian and Robot Bill Polian."

I just bought one of those Friday before last and that is my understanding as well. I'll be damned if I am confident enough yet to put it over water at all (not counting the fact that I filmed a 67 person ALS ice bucket challenge with it already).

This was a slow evening at home for Andre the Giant.

This reminds me of Shiner 99. Had bottle caps with "Take one down, pass it around" circling a large 99 right in the middle. Managed to save more than 100 of them.

We've got to get these motherfucking spiders back out to the motherfucking plains!

+1. And I quit halfway through his drivel.

a fucking brutal +1

The line between splash and splatter is a very fine one indeed.

it was a self-deprecating euphemism. Whoosh.

Sad, but I'm just seeing boobs and the things my little .22 could do to them. Yes, it's a rich fantasy life going on in my head!

I just can't get used to the lap dances. Hell, I'm not even sure WHY there are lap dances in this amusement park.

Was the entire production crew asleep at the switch?

"Three other people who were at the party corroborated Mortimer's allegations. They asked to remain anonymous, so that Pistorius would not brutally murder them."

"hnnnnnunnnngh"

Nice to read through these comments and see that I am not the only one who sees it this way.

Do not give the people who choose the Olympic sports any more stupid ideas please!

Please tell me you were filled with an almost overwhelming desire to kick him and scream "Out of my way, bitch!!!" Or even better, that you actually did!

My teat-searching behavior has persisted into my adulthood as well.

Meh. I got tired of it after about 4:45.

Kat Deluna is why I no longer believe in god. If he exists, his mighty fist would have come swooping down from the heavens above and waylaid that fool and she'd have never ventured in public again to sing.