It's a whole different kind of wisdom. It's wisdom but with a Z!

now that I know bridges can eat other bridges my anxiety level on bridges has increased thanks!

Bugs Bunny is jealous of her windup!

I can't speak for everyone, but John Bobbitt's penis is pretty hacked off about being lumped in with the likes of Darren Rovell.

Too few people are going to see this genius comment! +1

I hope that guy is alright. If that was for real, I hope that he would have just said where he lived. Someone here might well have reached out to him in person. Hope you are okay Clockwork.

Read the story last night, and the comments this morning. Very good read. Thanks Scott, for telling it, and revisiting it too.

That HAD to be a joke. Didn't it? Didn't it? The "that would never happen at my school" angle, but spoken facetiously?

Arthur Johnson says Hi!

I'm going to have to see it from just one more angle to know how special it is.

9. Starfish don't have brains.

In my mind, PJ Tucker shows up right about then and screams at him to "GET THE FUCK OFF MY PRACTICE COURT!!!" and then throws him all the way through the wall, leaving a Biebs-body shaped hole in it, a la Looney Tunes.

+1 to you and whoever chose that photo.

I'm saying that after the first 15 or 20 feet of his jump is shown, it then cuts straight to his entry into the water. There has to be 40 feet or so of his dive that is not included.

They left out a good portion of the actual jump. It would have added a lot visually to include it.

"should have been wary when he compared his work to GG Allin's."

I'm glad I happened to play this game for real the other night and can actually get the joke. Finally!

No, it's a genius "It's A Shame About Ray" reference. Way better than "Apparently, not everybody loves Raymond."

"and we ask the public to reserve making any judgment until all of the facts come out."

Ohhhh, sorry, we were looking for "That wouldn't stop me." - most residents of the state of Arkansas.