Kid had no idea of the repercussions from innocently picking up a bag of Skittles he thought belonged to no one in particular.

Am I the only idiot that thought of the former OU QB and Oklahoma congressman?

Now THAT'S a humble brag!

Neither sets of passages sounds remotely interesting. No desire to go read the whole thing(s). Are we sure he isn't just letting 8th graders write for him, and recycle their own shit?

That would have hit home better if Fartsmello had been the one following up his own original post.

Mo Cheeks still provided the world of sports with one of its best feel good moments ever. I love the guy! Hope he can catch on with another team as an assistant in short order.

Hey, the Vikes get a pass! We already KNOW they have shitty, cowardly leadership.

You just described the exact scenario that, after a three year battle, ended my mothers life last March. Started in lungs (not a smoker by the way) and spread to hip and to brain. The excessive pain in her hip and the search for why is what eventually led to the discovery of the cancer. Cancer sucks.

This comment is capable of asexual reproduction and will probably begin doing so once it gets its thumb out of its ass.

Deadspin should have a special day where every single thing they post has an Upworthian headline.

I may be one of the few people who thinks they look kind of cool. That said, if the players don't like them, they shouldn't wear them. Also, Sal, there IS more sweat retained, because more material is covering their sweat covered bodies. So that means more sweat retained.

You are an internet badass! That was perfect.

Such a great piece.

When is farting not funny, I ask you? The answer - NEVER! Always funny!

And then after the show, he will walk out into the street and get run over by a bus, maybe?

+10.5

Since he bothered to warn the guy, Philly security named him Most Considerate Eagle Fan of the Night!

Thanks for that Schenkers! A small piece of childhood relived, narrated by nerdy cool guy Klostermann. Good stuff. And in light of Calvin Johnson's non-catch in the end zone a couple years ago, would that famous catch by Butch Johnson against the Broncos be ruled no catch today?

Another Jayhawk who hates that it happened, but has to agree it should be on that list.