Too soon +1

Back in the day, Jimmy Johnson would have cut his ass the very next day. Oh for the good old... what's that? This wasn't a Cowboys fuck-up? Oh, never mind.

slow clap! Nicely done.

"... with Bill Polian and Robot Bill Polian."

+1. And I quit halfway through his drivel.

a fucking brutal +1

I just can't get used to the lap dances. Hell, I'm not even sure WHY there are lap dances in this amusement park.

Was the entire production crew asleep at the switch?

"Three other people who were at the party corroborated Mortimer's allegations. They asked to remain anonymous, so that Pistorius would not brutally murder them."

"hnnnnnunnnngh"

Nice to read through these comments and see that I am not the only one who sees it this way.

Please tell me you were filled with an almost overwhelming desire to kick him and scream "Out of my way, bitch!!!" Or even better, that you actually did!

Meh. I got tired of it after about 4:45.

Kat Deluna is why I no longer believe in god. If he exists, his mighty fist would have come swooping down from the heavens above and waylaid that fool and she'd have never ventured in public again to sing.

Bugs Bunny is jealous of her windup!

I can't speak for everyone, but John Bobbitt's penis is pretty hacked off about being lumped in with the likes of Darren Rovell.

Too few people are going to see this genius comment! +1

Read the story last night, and the comments this morning. Very good read. Thanks Scott, for telling it, and revisiting it too.

That HAD to be a joke. Didn't it? Didn't it? The "that would never happen at my school" angle, but spoken facetiously?

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