I'm going to have to see it from just one more angle to know how special it is.

In my mind, PJ Tucker shows up right about then and screams at him to "GET THE FUCK OFF MY PRACTICE COURT!!!" and then throws him all the way through the wall, leaving a Biebs-body shaped hole in it, a la Looney Tunes.

+1 to you and whoever chose that photo.

"should have been wary when he compared his work to GG Allin's."

I'm glad I happened to play this game for real the other night and can actually get the joke. Finally!

No, it's a genius "It's A Shame About Ray" reference. Way better than "Apparently, not everybody loves Raymond."

"and we ask the public to reserve making any judgment until all of the facts come out."

Ohhhh, sorry, we were looking for "That wouldn't stop me." - most residents of the state of Arkansas.

Kid had no idea of the repercussions from innocently picking up a bag of Skittles he thought belonged to no one in particular.

Am I the only idiot that thought of the former OU QB and Oklahoma congressman?

Now THAT'S a humble brag!

Neither sets of passages sounds remotely interesting. No desire to go read the whole thing(s). Are we sure he isn't just letting 8th graders write for him, and recycle their own shit?

That would have hit home better if Fartsmello had been the one following up his own original post.

Mo Cheeks still provided the world of sports with one of its best feel good moments ever. I love the guy! Hope he can catch on with another team as an assistant in short order.

Hey, the Vikes get a pass! We already KNOW they have shitty, cowardly leadership.

Deadspin should have a special day where every single thing they post has an Upworthian headline.

I may be one of the few people who thinks they look kind of cool. That said, if the players don't like them, they shouldn't wear them. Also, Sal, there IS more sweat retained, because more material is covering their sweat covered bodies. So that means more sweat retained.

And then after the show, he will walk out into the street and get run over by a bus, maybe?

+10.5

Since he bothered to warn the guy, Philly security named him Most Considerate Eagle Fan of the Night!