Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

YOu know the easiest way to make yourself look like an idiot in hindsight is? To proclaim that something isn’t art. Because you’d be hard pressed to find ANY art that wasn’t at one time regarded as not art. Hell, even the people who made the films Scorsese loves didn’t think they were making art, which is why so many…

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

Bob Marley apparently liked it too, because that tra-la-la riff turns up in Buffalo Soldiers, which is too weird to be a coincidence but maybe it is I don’t know I need more coffee.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

He's being ironical.

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense.

Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!

Every stripper I’ve ever seen genuinely wants to fuck me. It’s clear.

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

Yeah, good’n terrible!

That boy good!

I remember him from the “What’s Goin’ Down Episode” of “That’s my Mama.”

This feels... appropriate.

Actually, only the still-extant Saskatchewan Roughriders were written as one word. The now-defunct Ottawa Rough Riders had a two-word name.

Now I just want to watch Fishing With John again. 

Thought this was a Netflix original but I guess WB snagged it? Either way, can’t wait to watch and cry my fuckin eyes out like I did watching Broadway.

A perpetually hungover Mickey Mantle would never have allowed that bat banging shit in his dugout.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.