Fantastic Boys and Where to Find Them

Hold it now... Hold it now...

Are you going to either of the Flood shows at the Beachland?

I think that if you just go by the effect that the song has on a live audience, Birdhouse looms incredibly large. It and “The Guitar” are alchemical live, transforming a crowd of strangers to laughing childhood best friends in 4 minutes each.

It’s their best by far. Every song is legitimately great. I went through two cassettes of and a CD of it as a teenager/20-something, and it’s still on fairly regular rotation for me on Spotify.

It’s actually Episode IV: A New Pope

I got a Quentin Tarantino notification for this?

Beat me to it, goddammit.

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Merry Christmas (or Hanukah, or Festivus) to all! And friendly reminder that The Polar Express (both movie and book) is riddled with Nazi imagery. And the movie has Eddie Deezen in it, so between those two things nobody in should ever watch it ever again.

You’re the middle? Good for you!

Look at OP, body shaming...it’s a damn tragedy. Why, 1 out of 100 people have Pixelitis, and it usually only happens to the most attractive!

She had a very poor quality boob job. Or so I heard.

“Your tongue is chip-reading its Capital One Vantage Card in a way that doesn’t accrue double frequent flyer miles!”

Only James Tolkan could deliver that line and make it work so well.

+1 for Cowboys flying fighter jets

Making flippant copy

“Then I became Kid Hip-Hop. Then Kid Alt-Country. And finally, Kid Moe.”

I was shocked that No Country for Old Men wasn’t on the list, then I was even more shocked when I realized it was from 2007.

It probably didn’t help that you yelled it out in a Russian accent: “Moose and Skvuirral are not good!”