It makes sense. After I eat Taco Bell I say to myself ‘We’re in the Endgame now’ a I head towards the bathroom.

I took my 18 month old to a Dog Night at G-Rate a couple years ago and it’s still the best sporting event I’ve ever been to.

Fuck you. Fuck off.

Go fuck yourself, you heartless piece of shit.

It’s easy to laugh at them, but how many of us had as much fun as they did last weekend?

Fucking A!

Fate has ordained that the child who went upside down on the swing to explore in peace will stay at the swingset to rest in peace.

Or Tarantino’s. Which of course wouldn’t end with Elvis dying on the toilet in 1977, but living on to foil John Hinkley’s Jodie Foster obsessed attack on Reagan in 1981.

Luhrmann’s kid goes to my son’s school. I once saw Luhrmann focusing on his cellphone for the better part of an awards ceremony. I felt like leaning over and saying, “Your movies are tacky as shit. And put away your phone.”

You’d think Dwayne Johnson would know better with his pro wrestling background.  A good babyface has to sell for the heel to make the match more exciting when he makes his comeback.  That’s like wrestling 101

Vera said that?

Of course they do.  Don’t be mean and disparage the bourbon.  It gets mean if you hurt its feelings.

The big question is that if different bourbons count as more friends!

Tears ACL in week 16, after clinching wildcard spot, loses to Texans 15-6 in first round of playoffs sounds closer to the truth.

The last scene between Raylan and Boyd was beautiful, two best frienenemies accepting they love and miss each other. I tear'd up.

Justified went out on one hell of a high note--probably just a notch behind season 2 as the best season of the show. 

Raccoon Flavored!

Good Food For Mean Dogs

I hope he beats this 

There was a 52.7% chance Shaq would throw this man on the ground.