Dammit, beat me to it.

Are they using an all-time quarterback? Do the defensive linemen have to count to 3-Mississippi before they rush? Does the game automatically stop if a car is coming?

See kids, this is why you should get your Horny Goat Weed only from a licensed bodega.

C’MON YOU TAMPA BAY VI aw fuck it I can’t do it I’m gonna go lie down.

I liked this so much better when it was called Logan.

It’s a very good album, very moving, and that trailer was moving too. If his sincerity is an act (and I don’t think it is), I’m willing to buy into it 100%. One of the few artists who can reflect on what it means to get old, which is probably why the new album means so much to me. Can’t wait to see the movie.

“If you’re gonna bang something, have the decency to go do it in the clubhouse, like I did.”

In Soviet Union errrrr I mean Louisiana, players pay college!

Did you get the pop tarts, or the DVD? Also, what kind of pop tarts were they?

Don’t even ask.

“Dread it. Run from it. Diarrhea still arrives.”

Went to a Bark In The Park at the local single-A park. The right fielder’s parents sat out in the grassy knoll in right field and they brought the right fielder’s dog from home, whom the right fielder hadn’t seen since he left for spring training. My heart grew three sizes when the right fielder jogged out to his…

Damn that was a lot of fedoras.

He’ll be serving his time at THE Ohio State Penitentiary.

I mean...she’s not wrong.

More Maggie Gyllenhaal is always a good thing.

Maybe it was a show-by-show thing, but at he show I was at he sang most of the songs from behind the drum riser, and barely interacted with the crowd.  I was really disheartened.

Saw the Silver Jews on their one and only tour, and it was painfully obvious that he was barely keeping it together. However he passed on, I hope he had found some kind of peace before he went.

I have been living my life entirely wrong all these years.

Jesus, did the guy step on a George Foreman grill or something?