I believe the Moldovan President had a speech prepared in the event the kid fell on his head and died.

I read that as Randolph Mantooth and I was suddenly excited to see how Emergency! fit into the story.

Great...more shots of women’s bare feet.

Can Trevor Bauer be suspended too? Please and thank you.

Came for the girls taking off their tops, stayed for the surpringly catchy song.

Max Kepler is the big loser in this deal.

Indians better cut the sleeves off Puig’s jersey right fucking now.

“By this point, the high point of Goulet’s career—playing Lancelot on Broadway opposite Julie Andrews and Richard Burton in Camelot—was also years behind him...”

You hear that, Bourbon? I’ve only got 149 more friends to go!

I know Cleveland can fetch a high price for Bauer, but if they just left him on the curb outside Progressive Field with a note pinned to his shirt that said “FREE TO GOOD HOME” a small part of me would not be upset.

When does Bauer pitch against Max Kepler again?

That Jameis Winston gif just isn’t the same without the Benny Hill music.

Yeah, you do not want Shaq hoisting a diminutive masked DJ in the last two minutes of a close EDM concert.

So did that cost extra?

I’m a huge Cleveland fan and I hope Bauer gets lit up every single outing.

Huh, didn’t know it was Old Timers’ Day. Maybe Len Dykstra can picked up too.

Gotta rework all my heckling now.

I saw an adult-oriented Flintstones reboot once. Let’s just say that Wilma and Betty were much MUCH closer than in the original series.

Printing dirty slang in an Australian newspaper? That’s a bootable offense.

Someone brings a bluegill to a lagoon, you bring a gator. That’s the CHICAGO way!