Bran > Carl Monday

Maybe I have a soft spot for it because when it came out I was roughly the same age as the Campbell Scott character and I was at about the same place in my life too, hanging out in clubs and trying to figure out what I was gonna do with my life. Plus the cameos! Pearl Jam as Citizen Dick! Eric Stoltz as the pissed…

Cmon man, Singles is good.

Your fists never run out of ammo, y’know.

Hey, I posted that “home planet” bit in an article here back on March 18th. I demand satisfaction!

The silver lining here is that I’ve had an excuse to go back and revisit Jeanie Buss’ Playboy pictorial, so there’s that.

I’m really not trying to make light of the situation, but he’s not sick is he? This feels like that part of Pride of the Yankees when everyone thought Lou Gehrig was washed up but it turned out he was showing the symptoms of ALS.

It’s because he has the Time Stone, isn’t it.

I hope Amazon served him using free two-day delivery.

Of all my many, many embarrassments, the most embarrassing is that I am attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Phil Kessel is the real-life Forrest Gump.

Maybe he has his own boomerangs?

It will be Tormund and Brienne jointly ruling AND I WILL BROOK NO OTHER THEORY

Infinity War, I think, was the MCU movie that most closely captures the feeling of a comic book, jumping right into the story, the breakneck pacing, the faux-cliffhanger ending, a very formidable villain, etc. It had so much fist-pumping action exactly offset by the genuine emotion of the Thor/Rocket scene, the final…

Is Giovanni Ribisi coming back? Asking for someone I hate.

Mike Singletary, this is further proof that God hates you.

This reminds me of when Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts vol. 14 came out and the local theater ran all 13 previous Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts films in the BFSGN-iverse the day before. Took an hour and a half.

We as a society DO deserve Will Cain though.

All those shots of Magic Johnson in the stands actually made me root for Duke, so I’m covered from here on out.

It’s 3 hours of a black screen with an audio track of Batman and Superman straight up murdering people (except for 5 inexplicable minutes of Krypto, only he’s rabid and Batman shoots him).