“Well NOW who am I gonna throw these batteries at?”

I feel bad for those announcers. But this is tremendous content.

Nah, you can keep him. CEDI 2020!

We live on a toilet planet. I can’t even imagine why the Skrulls would even want it.

I just gave this film a bad review on Rotten Tomatoes.

RoboCop directive 5: any attempt to arrest a senior officer of KFC (or its parent company, Yum! Brands, Inc.) results in shutdown.

The MCU’s misstep” is twice as good as DC’s best effort.

I don’t like soft-ass shit.

Hahaha Goose Gossage got lit up. I hope someone Strat-o-matically Cadillac’ed around the bases after they Strat-o-matically  took him deep.

I’m gonna be contrarian here and say that I hope Ben Afffleck gets himself together. I thought he used to have a charming screen presence, and I’d like to see him do good work in a good movie again sometime.

Good gracious he just drones on and on.

There once was a prince from Dorne

Sam Worthington, probably.

Jimmy Haslam is the kind of low rent criminal who gets stopped when the Duke boys finally team up with Sheriff Roscoe in the last 10 minutes of the episode.

I am ok with this if it means I get to yell “PYONGYANG IS IN THE ROOM” over and over again for two weeks.

Look out Itchy - he’s the Irishman!

I want the Pawnee franchise.

My kids gave me a set of mini-screwdrivers with WORLD’S GREATEST DAD written on the side, so those jackasses at the Dad Academy can fuck right off.

They took his hair, Tom. Geez that’s strange.

The first time Capn and the Winter Soldier throw down it’s on Superior Avenue right outside my office, so yeah, this.