I hate ev’ry Brad Pitt movie I see

These guys have earned my trust.  If they say it needs to be three hours, then so be it.

If Little Debbie had any conscience at all, they’d tell at-risk people to stay away from the Cosmic Brownies.

Only ten minutes? I’m jealous.

People laughed when Canseco said baseball was full of steroids, too. A prophet is never recognized in his home country.

Back in the Paleolithic era we got our snow day notifications from the local AM radio station, which played nothing but big band music between irregularly scheduled school closing updates, and you couldn’t turn away for a second or you might miss the announcement.

The most depressing thing I got from this article is that Gene Simmons owns not one but MULTIPLE restaurants.

Do they have ray guns that look real enough?

Too damn cold to shoot kids today.

As long as my snow plow guy comes early enough in the morning so I can get to work and doesn’t run over the driveway markers he can kill as many drug dealers as he wants.

When stars do this for “charity” it makes me feel like I’m being held hostage.  “Well, we WERE going to give water to third world people, but you people didn’t buy enough of our faux-fancy beer.”

Go back and watch Glenn Ford’s “you are here for a reason” speech in the 1978 version and you’ll know exactly what’s wrong with this version.

Looks like those clowns on First Take did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Eh, I liked their older stuff better.

Whichever Hulk movie he was in.

This is the doing of Taylor Kitsch, playing 4-d chess while the rest of us play golf tee solitaire.

Does France still send criminals to Devil’s Island?

Why I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars.

I think you mean THE Ohio State University.

DOROTHY VELJOHNSON IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!