Yeah, now I’m thinking Monoply deserves the Ken Burns treatment - a 10 hour documentary that everyone will claim to have watched but really gave up on after about 30 minutes.

The Time is not something I acknowledge. It’s Morris Day’s solo work or nothing.

I hope the movie has a long and involved set piece where someone enters a beauty contest and comes in second.

You Don’t Mess With the Boban

COUNTERPOINT:

Jesus, you shoot ONE kid...

He was on my fantasy baseball team in 1995. Would you like to hear about it?

Shooting them back-to-back should make it easier for Henry Cavill to keep his mustache this time.

How do you expect someone to slip the Lombardi Trophy replica in a stripper’s garter?

Oh Lolo...why...WHY?

“I once saw him clone three people in a rec room with a Commodore 64 and a waffle iron. A fucking waffle iron.”

FUN FACT: The Stuttgart scenes were filmed in downtown Cleveland and if you know where to look you can see my office window, which makes me at least partially responsible for this movie’s success.

I’m sure there’s some REASON you omitted Benedict Wong from your list of MCU stars, and I’m sure that reason SUCKS.

If we get Simon Williams/Wonder Man and that bitchin’ red safari jacket, I’m in.

Jesus, Hue Jackson was RIGHT THERE.

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.

Look, I’m shootin’ kids one way or another.

This is all just a marketing gimmick so they can bring back Pope Classic.

I suspect that those four teams that didn’t even need to interview him are all located in Nigeria and they just need his social security number and banking information so they can get his hiring bonus to him.

So it’s basically The Sopranos, but all A.J., all the time. How can this go wrong?