More blankets AND less blankets!

Still not as sexy/awesome as whatever Billy Dee Williams was up to that night, I’m certain.

That’s Kevin McDonald from Sky High.

I don’t care how long it lasts, but today the Browns have a better record than the Patriots.

I keep telling myself “it was only one half of one game, it was only one half of one game,”...but damn he looked like a damn good quarterback.

I hope this never ends. I hope that Gruden is forced to answer questions about Mack over and over and over...WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

“Stop saying shit like ‘shaken, not stirred.’ It’s unprofessional.”

This whole “Avril Lavigne is dead” gibberish is just a smokescreen to throw people off the REAL story: Katy Perry was artificially created in a MAXIM magazine-sponsored facility under the football stadium on the campus of the University of Utah. Open your eyes, people.

“Hey, don’t waste those crusts! Ol’ Altoona Pete gave me a recipe for pizza crust stew that can keep you going for days.”

I thought Werner Herzog was going to be the next Batman.

The Raiders are run like they’re a mob-owned bar that’s got an insurance fire in its future.

On the same day Henry Cavill is released from the Superman franchise, Herzog announces that he’s joining a franchise. Coincidence? I think NOT.

I was saying boo-urns.

That’s it, I’m out.

The order denying Vivendi’s motion to dismiss was only two words: “Shit sandwich.”

Gregg Jeffries and Omar Vizquel.

See, you really CAN read Playboy for the articles.

“Hey, those are the Browns, they’re not supposed to be blocking!”

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How could you leave out the Ko Ko Ru Kai? They ran an illegal but internationally known full contact martial arts tournament right in the middle of Hong Kong for years, right under the nose of the authorities! Hell, people got killed!