Joe West is a living argument in favor of union busting.

If only I could think of something else that ended as quickly as this lawsuit.  Hmmmm now let me think....

Hey, it hasn’t caught on fire since 1969.

I didn’t think is was possible to film Isaiah Thomas from BELOW his face like that. Kudos.

Settle down Danzig.

Hey, don’t look at me.

I’ve told this story before so please accept my apologies, but...

You spelled Eight Men Out wrong.

Dammit, after listening to “Al Capone” I’m never going to hear the Specials’ “Gangsters” again.

Isn’t this an example of “don’t hate the player, hate the game?” How can you blame the owners for offering exactly what the players (through their union) freely negotiated themselves into? I sure as Hell hope the players make this their primary issue in the next labor negotiations (we’ll, this and guaranteed…

Of all my many, many embarrassments, the one that gives me the most shame is that I am attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow.

“Unwatchable Butt”...title of my sex tape.

Wait...what?

Home of the Delmarva Shorebirds, single-a affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles. Go birds!

Depends on how I go. If it’s peacefully, in bed, then it’s R.E.M.’s “Find the River.” If it’s in a gun battle with cops after a bank heist goes wrong, then it’s “Immigrant Song.”

Die Hard is actually a depiction of Al Powell’s triumph over sexual dysfunction.

It was sympathy pregnancy weight.

COUNTERPOINT: it’s a Christmas movie, and I ought to know.

“Fight The Power,” starring the Rock and Flavor Flav as a couple of mismatched detectives who hate each other but are forced to work together, with Chuck D as their Lieutenant who is sick of explaining their screwball antics to the suits downtown.

Yes! This is exactly the scene of which I was thinking.