This reminds me of his hit “Put ‘em On The (Tempered Double Pane) Glass.”

Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and William Corgan is a pretentious loon.

I saw this on an episode of “Which Animal Picks Mother Russia?” On CCCP1.

Waitaminute, where’s Hulk?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Benedict Wong puts asses in seats.

America is ready for a former shirtless Studio 54 busboy in the White House!

I was all set to make a joke about there not being a Wong poster but I kept scrolling and HOLY SHIT THERE’S A WONG POSTER

Well Domino’s tastes like asphalt anyway, so at least they’ve already got the raw materials.

Look for a column by Simmons comparing his removal of Fuentes from the premises to Mike and Worm’s removal from the Binghamton card game in Rounders.

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Well Western Civilization, we had a good run.

Now I’ll save even more money by not going. I feel so much richer! Thanks Starbucks!

“Jesus, that guy will do anything.”

Sorry, but that’s a crocodile.

I’m guessing this has a great deal to do with House Pancakes getting routed in the War of the 5 Kings.

Every steak head with a Tasmanian Devil tattooed on his calf on every slow pitch softball team on which I ever played fought over who could wear 69.

So they’ll look even MORE like a malfunctioning electric football game? OK then.

I would watch a show in which she moved to New Orleans and became a Private Investigator, with the Heck family occasionally dropping by to wish her luck.

We will never reach Peak Mets. Every time we are believed to have reached Peak Mets, something Metsier will happen. It’s science.

It’s a feature, not a bug.