As an attorney, I would love to have R. Kelly as a client. He's rich, and he's always in trouble.

WHAT???

Why are my ears burning all of a sudden?

I'm the one who said "just grab 'em in the biscuits."

You're lying.

If this doesn't have killer trees in it, I'm not interested.

I will happily take over this project. I've got lots of ideas.

Shouldn't Ringo get in on this?

I choose whichever ending gets me to some porn.

nice to know our chocolate ration's being increased.

And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a
great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is
done.

C'mon, I saw To Live And Die In L.A.. The Secret Service can get its hands on all the cash it needs.

And maybe the Soup Nazi.

Sir Mix-a-Lot, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle…a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Two things he can be.

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

It was built in response to Public Enemy's "By The Time I Get To Arizona." It's true, look it up.

Took my daughter to see year last tour. Gotta give her credit, it was a very entertaining show. Every nickel was on the stage.

So you're saying you've got a bad feeling about this?

"Meta-ass to Meta-ass!"