If this doesn't end with Tormund and Brienne ruling on the Iron Throne together then I'm never watching Ballers again.

I hope, when he finds himself stuck in the editing bay one 3:00 in the morning, that he screams "what the hell am I doing here?"

You can touch my arms, if it will make you feel better. It's surprisingly affordable. Hell, touch 'em both and I'll give you a discount.

Truly, ICP are the Dylans of this generation.

Go away…Oscar baitin'

"Unpopular Stan Lee has to recycle old columns to attack me! Maybe if he stopped with the FAKE NEWS he might catch up to DC. SAD"

Funniest episode ever (non-Pantera/Danzig category).

WIND'S BLOWIN' OUT JUST LIKE THE GRAND CANYON
AND IM ALWAYS OUT LOOKIN' FOR A FEMALE COMPANION (with whom I can share this impertinent bottle of Riesling)

Dammit, beaten by seconds.

Confederate monuments are the PARTICIPANT trophies of history.

Juror 59 is the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

Fucking with the Wu is its own punishment.

It's fantastic, AND it features Gwynneth Paltrow's skull being cut open with a bone saw.

I think it's so cool that Bruce Springsteen and Arcade Fire are fans of each other. I didn't pick up on the similarities between Springsteen and Arcade Fire until "Intervention," and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. I think that that sincerity has been missing from their last two albums, and they've suffered as a…

Don't listen to that goody goody. Go ahead, launder money, all the really cool kids are doing it.

Waitaminute…being left handed makes someone a misfit?

Much love for the Popstar bit.

Don't let other people define you. You define yourself. You made a movie. That in and of itself is an amazing accomplishment. You took a chance and put yourself out there, and that puts you ahead of the vast majority of people who never take a chance on anything. You're a filmmaker because you made a movie, not…

Of all the things he's said and done, this might be the worst. Even if he left office tomorrow it's gonna take us 30 years to dig out of this mess. We are truly and totally fucked.

I'm still waiting for his album of AC/DC covers, Beck in Black.