Oy this film looks terrible…and so short!

Winter is coming…so stock up on donuts.

FUN FACT: Quincy Jones wrote, arranged, and performed "Soul Bossa Nova," which was used as the theme of the Canadian game show "Definition" and was heavily sampled in the Canadian rap duo Dream Warriors' hit "My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style."

Are we talking about the complicated man, whom no one understands but his woman?

I like Johnny Cash's interview in The Village Voice better.

Pretty sure the Rule V draft is involved.

MENDOZAAAAAAAA

I saw Ed Sheehan play "Thrift Shop" when he opened for Taylor Swift. It was surprisingly not bad.

"Don't I wish."
-Renly Baratheon (oh wait, he's dead)

I took my son to his first concert. It was They Might Be Giants. He got his picture taken with Marty Beller. Did I earn that "World's Greatest Dad" mug? Hell yeah I did.

So, is the City of Detroit one of the main characters in this movie?

Every once in awhile I think Khloe might have some dim spark of self-awareness, but then I see her glom on to French Montana and I realize how wrong I am.

Celebrity Law and Lip Art Aesthetic Statutes was my hardest case at Cleveland Upstairs Law College.

And a picture of the Saskatchewan Roughriders no less, a team of which I am a part owner.

This project is going to be Beast-ly.

Holy cow, imagine having D-Day watching over you.

See, I didn't get fired from Dollar Tree, I left to focus on my personal brand.

Goddammit, I can't believe I have to wait until Thanksgiving to see America get hit in the nads.

Notice there's no date on September 11th? We're through the looking glass, people.

I'm just now realizing there's a Rockyverse and I am sick with despair.