Y'know, no one ever mentions the times I didn't shoot a kid.

Thanks, it's always nice to hear from my fans. You keep stealing those picnic baskets!

OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY MADE EYE CONTACT WITH STEVE HARVEY PLEASE MISTER HARVEY DO NOT BANISH ME TO THE SALT MINES

Rob Hirst, Midnight Oil, drum solo, "The Power and the Passion."

Well, he's maybe better suited to be a technical consultant.

I hope the next Spider-Man movie is a prequel. I was a little vague on the character's origin.

If this will help me date Mila Kunis, sign me up.

Does this mean more Chris Isaak?

That kind of reasonable and measured attitude is just the kind of trouble we don't take to kindly to around here, mister.

What do they call a chalupa at Del Taco?

I'm not sure to what problem Taco Bell and booze is the answer, except maybe the problem of why my death is not painful enough and quick enough.

The only long lines at Taco Bell are outside the rest room.

If they cast anyone but me to play Ol' Dirty Bastard I will cut them.

Finally some 90's nostalgia Brett Ratner can get behind.

I'll bet this show was a swingin' party.

His infrared vision looked real enough.

Was she in Predator? No? Hard pass.

I Dredd this project.

"Giving unwanted notes" was my side of the story of my firing from Golden Corral.

Twilight Zone: Turn Off The Dark