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Kinda like this?

Is that even possible? I’ve been stuck in the greys for 2 years. I have a feeling my hair will be completely grey by the time I’m pulled out.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I wish it was ironic, but sadly I think they’re super cereal about it.

I was in downtown nyc once and this guy was selling paintings of Katie Couric, he claimed he dated her in the past, it was.... interesting.

God, remember when our current timeline was considered only mockable?

Fun story: I went to a party for (very) young journalists after President Obama’s first inauguration. I shared a cab back to my friend’s house with a drunk NPR intern who said something rude about Katie Couric. The cab driver FLIPPED HIS SHIT defending Ms. Couric’s honor. I’m pretty sure I saved all our lives by

Unpopular opinion: All the Chris’ are mind numbingly vanilla and I wouldn’t go out of my way to even get out the blanket.

I am trying to get MrPooslie to wear boxer briefs (he’s a boxers man now). he says thery are “too hot” (to which i reply, HOT DAMN!) so we’re holding off until fall for now so he can hopefully get used to them because damn if he doesn’t have the NICEST ASS and looks so good in them.

My ex-BF wore (wears? I mean, he didn’t vaporize) briefs and sometimes he would really have to inspect the underwear he picked off the floor before putting it on in the morning to make sure it wasn’t mine.

Based solely off the first episode (and having not read the book), I’d venture to say that you’re not missing much. I went in with high hopes but it’s a story + execution we’ve all seen before. I’m also wrinkling my nose at the Amy Adams, Chris Messina combo.

I love that op ed. Democrats should pledge to vote yes before holding hearings or even speaking with the nominee in private, and in exchange Kavanaugh will agree to answer their “fair” questions — which he already has to do? Some “deal”.

For fuck’s sake, this is mentioned every article.

Well, you know, “when they go low, we go high” #resist

Since you asked, this was in the Fall of 2016...

Jesus. Thank you!

Look around your office today. What if somebody asked you if there were any red flags about Joe from accounting? or Susie from HR?