"Jerry Seinfeld has been a public figure for longer than most us have been alive."

I don't think FYI stands for "general feeling of nonsense."

With a knick-knack paddywhack.

CNN really is an enchanting old ruin.

thems

I can understand how you'd overlook their absence. I still see them when I close my eyes.

He doesn't. Scroll up, Dikachu!

I know he's done very little (if any) writing for American Dad!, but surely his performances as Stan and Roger there fall into the redemption column.

Nobody eat the jelly beans.

Was that dig at the couples' divorce really necessary? Seems like a needlessly assholish personal slight.

Stop sullying some of my name.

"uncool genres like […] funk"

"Maybe the show itself won’t be broadcast live, but the people playing
along at home will participate when the show is being taped?"

erv212's not here, man.

Everyone knows Wes Anderson supercuts now merit supercuts of their own. What this comment presupposes is…maybe they don't?

Nobody make fun of this one, please. It has merit and we need to acknowledge that if we ever want to see Internet try again.

I was dreading the day that teenage me had his comments unearthed.

Please don't give Internet ideas.

Because he's asking a question.

Who do I have to blow for the return of Cheap Toy Roundup?