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Meanwhile, Republicans think it’s mean to confront them over their politics in restaurants.

HEY MITCH!!!

I mean, I wouldn’t put the blames on the courts here.  The diversion agreement seems like a best case scenario if the insurance company was pushing to prosecute.  The problem obviously is that you have to stoop to commit a crime to get common antibiotics for a sick child.  

But Brock Turner got no jail time for raping an unconscious woman. Good old American Justice. 

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

Everyone is so freaked out by her and it is hilarious to watch.

They're called grocery stores and you don't even need ID!

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

Well Dean screamed that one time so obviously he’s banned from the club forever

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...completed a six-yard touchdown pass to Jeremy Sprinkle

the bad part is it was kickstarted in 2010 bc. delays people.

russians are the white people that scare white people.

my god!

Even better: they can’t find a gun so they just show up at the school with a bag of rocks to toss at people.

Well crap, don’t tell anyone!

Cars And Coffee And The Furious

You know y’all were thinking the same thing; I merely said it first.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!