Is this the point Gar Forman rips off the mask, and we find out he’s been David Kahn all along?

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

Sometimes the kicker would get exasperated after missing a kick early in the game. Really messed with his head, y’know? So it was up to one of the third string DBs to give him a rusty trombone on the sideline. Just to clear his head, y’know? People love to talk about Friday Night Lights like it’s representative of…

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…

Seriously? The “sexual hazing” was LITERALLY a game of “would you rather.” You know, like high school kids play on the bus. Questions like, “would you rather have sex with an Oregon Duck or a real duck?”