Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Of that, 250 pounds is balls.

You posted a mean comment about a guy who saved people who were going to burn to death. Think about that shit for a moment. I mean, well done. Your soul actually hit rock bottom in an internet comment section. That, no one's friend, is quite a feat.

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

Fair enough.

I think the author is upset he couldn't sleep with as many hot girls as Jeter has.

DISRE2PECTFUL.

are you really going down this road? He leads the Yankees organization in hits, over guys like Mantle and DiMaggio and Ruth. There is nothing overrated about him. Your argument is fucking tired.

Listen Derek whoever you are. I knew Michael Jeter. I saw Michael Jeter on Broadway. And you, sir, are no Michael Jeter!

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

Adorable as they may be Jason, this is precisely the reason that we need MANDATED annual re-testing for people beyond a certain age threshold, along with increased and improved intensive driver-training at all levels.

We don't know why they ended up flipping the car on its side, so it's not evidence of why we need anything until we know the story.

What is wrong with YOU is the question.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Just like a woman. Was given a gift by a complete stranger and has the nerve to complain about it.

Wen I first encountered the GAWKER network of (what are you? Blogs? News? Nogs?) I remember loving the erudite, witty, snarky, and even heartfelt commentary. There was even a status of commenter who was "starred." I managed to snag a star, albeit briefly, before, um, Kinja. I felt proud to have achieved that star, by…

Psst, jimmyjet, reread his first comment again. Im gay and i found it funny.