are you really going down this road? He leads the Yankees organization in hits, over guys like Mantle and DiMaggio and Ruth. There is nothing overrated about him. Your argument is fucking tired.

Listen Derek whoever you are. I knew Michael Jeter. I saw Michael Jeter on Broadway. And you, sir, are no Michael Jeter!

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

Adorable as they may be Jason, this is precisely the reason that we need MANDATED annual re-testing for people beyond a certain age threshold, along with increased and improved intensive driver-training at all levels.

We don't know why they ended up flipping the car on its side, so it's not evidence of why we need anything until we know the story.

What is wrong with YOU is the question.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Just like a woman. Was given a gift by a complete stranger and has the nerve to complain about it.

Wen I first encountered the GAWKER network of (what are you? Blogs? News? Nogs?) I remember loving the erudite, witty, snarky, and even heartfelt commentary. There was even a status of commenter who was "starred." I managed to snag a star, albeit briefly, before, um, Kinja. I felt proud to have achieved that star, by…

Psst, jimmyjet, reread his first comment again. Im gay and i found it funny.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

That should have been 45 minutes long. I would absolutely watch that for 45 minutes. I'm now sad it's over. I'm gonna go make a coco-puffs shake.

No, don't think it's funny.

I really hate the way you write, it's fucking obnoxious and you seem like an obnoxious person, but I agree with you and I fucking hate that.

I never feel as alive as I do when I drink an ice cold can of beer in the morning.

I thought it was called a compensated zoom, but dolly zoom makes more sense. One of the best uses I've ever seen was in "Jaws" when it's used on a shot of Roy Scheider on the beach as he realizes that there's a shark attack.