"sorry but well let you go in 30 secs"

It doesn't matter what procedure you used to "lock down the roads" (which is a douchey phrase, by the way). You had NO RIGHT to do it. Period. Anything that happens to you after that is your own fault.

I sometimes add some parsnips to give it a little more body and flavor.

Yes it's just the inner city. The rest of America has nice church-going militia members, Aryan Brothers, meth cookers and all around wholesome folk.

I imagine he has a lot of spunk. Loads of it.

Victim-blaming scum. It's probably you doing the smacking in the video. Scum.

The interview wasn't really tearful. There were crying sounds and faces, but I didn't see any actual tears. Seemed like a performance. A bad one at that.

I usually get a benevolent ageist reaction at the Apple Store. I'm in my late 50s and although I am an IT Director at a major New York company and have had every permutation of PDA/smartphone since before most of the Apple clerks were born, they always treat me nicely, but as though I am some kind of clueless Grandpa…