+1 dagger I see before me

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

Chris Clemons to me in the locker room: “You’re the dick-head of the group.”

I second this. I worked in the kitchen of a 24-hour diner in college, and one of the guys there had an incredible tattoo of Mickey Mouse as the Sorcerer’s Apprentice that looked like it was drawn by Don Bluth.

This not a surprise. Most pundits predicted that this flight would not go the distance.

They’ve got a bunch of drunk Irish on their hands, and they think a Kennedy is going to help matters?

Hockey Referees are amazingly fun to listen to! (Bonus: Canadian accents)

October 5th, was promoted to Executive Vice-President of the A’s

Let’s remember the good times.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Matt Williams leaving Papelbon in after he got into a fight is like a teenage store cashier not charging you for gum because he’s going back to college in two weeks.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

A Gronk reality show would be ten times better than any other reality show on TV.

I really hope he stays in the comedy realm, because he is a really brilliant comedian and I have been a fan since his days as co-host of Short Attention Span Theater. He's a lot like a comedy point guard, where he excels at both dishing out setups to punchlines for others but can also deliver on his own. And frankly,…

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

He really tee'd that one up for you

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

I'm sure there could have been some mitigating circumstances. But I'm positive most Deadspin readers, sports fans, or ESPN junkies had any inkling of rumors of JJ having a blow habit; by not even mentioning this in such a long-form, tell-all piece, Greg did a disservice to the former.

Greg, you should've dug more. Seems to me you got too close to JJ in doing your write-up, seeing as you heard "multiple rumors" that weren't rumors at all, but solid leads. To say it wasn't worth pursuing or reporting, (when again, it obviously was) comes off almost as hypocritical as JJ trying to push his brand on…