phildangler

3/15/19

“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game” Read more

1/20/19

You got shared to Kotaku. We’re in a war with Gizmodo to see who has the worst comments section. Read more

1/20/19

How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?
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1/20/19

lol calm down this is a politics website Read more

1/16/19

It won’t be a problem, it was before online patches. It only has 512megs of on board storage. You’ll be able to use any physical game you can get, online play obviously won’t work. It's a great console for kids. My boys are 7&8 now and we've gotten a ton of is out of mine. Read more

9/19/17

And, Wheaton (MA)‘s football team is undefeated, and has been for years!! Read more

9/13/17

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?
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6/23/17

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.” Read more

6/14/17

This is like putting Usain Bolt in a greyhound race and then being like “well, it’s sort of an old greyhound”.

Maybe, but it’s still going to kick the living shit out of him. Read more

2/21/17

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes. Read more

2/10/17

Eat all the dicks, please. Read more

1/24/17

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

12/6/16

A little bit of context. Read more

12/6/16

eh..quite the opposite: if the electoral college refuses to vote trump into office, they’re actually doing their job (1. preventing someone who clearly isn’t qualified from holding that office and 2. adhering to the will of the people’s popular vote) Read more

12/2/16

He should’ve gone to Dinosaur BBQ instead of Hooters. Nobody is angry after leaving that place. Read more

11/11/16

nah Read more

9/9/16

counterpoint: ray guns are awesome Read more

7/9/16

Sore Legs Become Pandemic As Pokémon Go Players Accidentally Get Exercise

Pokemon Go is the hottest game to hit the market in forever. People are currently trying to catch their Pikachus and…

5/9/16

Chop this, mutherfucker!

5/2/16

There are no NBA playoffs, the team with the most regular season wins takes the title, and a team from the D-league was promoted into the NBA and then won said title with a payroll 20% as much as their competitors. Read more

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Sore Legs Become Pandemic As Pokémon Go Players Accidentally Get Exercise