Good game. Great ending.

And sometimes with one another.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Yes. Fuck yes.

Here you go, Albert.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

“But Marge, look at that hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present!”

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Screw the waiting period. Put this in the Hall NOW!!!

Doctors elaborated on the injury, noting it was the grittiest and most eloquent rib-cracking they’ve seen yet.

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

So glad he and the rest of Atlanta getting the credit they deserve. Even the commercials for La La Land are boring. I don’t get it.

Randal Cobb caught three touchdowns because he wasn’t on a boat this week!!!! That’s just boat science.

Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary’s ability to avoid defenders is second only to Aaron Rodgers’ ability to avoid family members.

so agreed - she sought to lighten the mood of her own demise for the rest of us.

I can’t even begin to aspire to that level of genius.

I’m sure we will hear a similar tear-jerker when the next FLOTUS gives her farewell speech...