“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie.”

Those lines are painted with cars in mind because cars cannot accelerate as quickly as motorcycles. In my mind that means it’s not necessarily unsafe to pass. As you can see from the video, he could see there was no one coming and that it was safe.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

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So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

No. Yes. Yes.

In a just world he would be the world leader in getting hit by trains;

Bold statement.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

The US has absolutely NOTHING to worry about from the Chinese. Why, you ask?

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.

I swear my sophomore English teacher showed us a version of Romeo & Juliet that had brief nudity. This was pre-internet, so any glimpse of boobs was legitimately a big deal.

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

Anyone watching witnessed a man limp around the bases in pain while trying not to appear like he was pimping his homer.

Hard to fault Martin for being tired of assholes.