“What a great date night, right, babe?”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Facial Hair Opacity

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

Okay, even I’ve started to find this joke a little tiresome, but with that title...

Obviously photoshopped. They didn't crash a real Star Destroyer.

There's going to be a lot of words written about this trailer. Analysis and frame by frame and all that good stuff. But I only need to say one thing.

“The entire experience is very much like driving the Ferrari, except nobody hates you”

Congrats!! Also, this was our hipster picnic spot when we lived in Fishtown. I hope Girard Ave. wasn’t too rough on your wheels.

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

I want a smart windshield that can sense the driver's eye position and the sun's position in the sky and tint the windshield just where the sun would be in the driver's vision.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

BEACH MODE

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

No one saw Steins Gate?