They have all already been named as the track shape is that of a microscope.

Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

I absolutely shudder at the thought of what that $60 ounce of weed looks like...

Robo-Penguin?

Great, from the heart, comments. I usually don't care much for Shannon Sharpe, but he nailed this.

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

Lime Rock Green on the new Corvette. It is, as the kids say, the sex.

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Meanwhile, Gates has that watching-the-valet-park-my-Bentley look.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Most of the kids at the party thought they were drinking normal punch. It didn't take to big a leap for her school to figure that she was the one who spiked it.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

One of the best comments in Deadspin history, and I'm a fan of both soccer and human life.

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.