they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

Their backup is Matt Schaub?

“We made clear that we were being asked to reduce the players’ heights, by the Chinese government, by the parties we dealt with, government and business,” Silver said. “We said...we said we’d think about it.”

This could have worked if Wadman had actually made an effort to, you know, pick up the yardage. Things go wrong here, just before he crosses the left hash:

The name of this play is “Pence Turkey Cease Fire.”

We must now put all our hopes into Ja Morant.

Regardless of how things shake out, I think we can all agree Rey deserves better than a petulant, murderous man-child.

When the cameras cut to Elway Troy talked about how Elway is a heckuva GM or something, but the quarterback situation in Denver underscores how hard it is to pick/draft a quarterback. Who knew it would be so hard??

Too soon, AWS.

“I don’t need no stinking sparks.”—Vin Diesel

“You may end up with a different juice, but you’re entitled to your juice. I’m entitled to the juice.”—Karl Orange-Grove

Too bad that INSANE VISION didn’t foresee the folly of pandering to an oppressive authoritarian regime!

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What’s painfully clear is that he’s a bad public speaker and has verbal paraphasia, often replacing one word for another similar sounding one.

It’s also likely he’s trying to protect his personal investments in China, which could well be considerable but largely shielded from public view.

The temerity to say the fuckin’ league had “a bad week”. Try being a protester in Hong Kong, or a typhoon victim in Japan...or shit, a Kurd! 

“You had one fuckin’ unpaid job. What the fuck do I not pay you for, son?!”

Correction: She used a weird tool with a blade to tear them to bits.