I was at this game, and it seemed like the only thing that could stop Cousins was Cousins himself. He was so dominant that first half I really thought the Wizards were gonna lose by 40. Cousins was making 20ft jumpers like they were nothing. At one point he had made 3 in a row and looked like he started laughing to…

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Do you think that is Greg Anthony? Because it's Kenny Smith.

I mostly like how he zooms and does ball dunks. Sometimes he throws the ball at the rim in a good and fun way. When nobody else has the ball, he has a good way of grabbing it so that he has the ball and nobody else has it. He has shoes and hands.

Look, this is real easy everyone:

Good point. Those drivers should probably turn off their headlights too, just to be safe.

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

Still a better signing than Lance Stephenson.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

Imagine the firestorm if he skipped the game. I want it to happen so badly!

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"

"I'm only here cause I'm fine"

I don't want the internet if it's been shut down. It's essentially valueless at that point. What the fuck kind of scam are you running, you piece of shit?

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

The leg bone's connected to the... face bone