Better idea: cancel the game itself. Have the Derby tomorrow night to determine who gets home-field for the World Series.
The hoop did a perfect Kendrick Perkins impression by being 7-feet tall and not moving the entire time.
Wait, is that... Steve Holt?
Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG
Umm. Durant is from Maryland
ORRRR....
Kevin Durant is going to look so awesome in a Wizards jersey and will dominate the East after ditching this ineptness following the season
The brutality of dumping Harden to avoid the tax then paying Kanter to assuage your fans would be delicious. Buyer’s remorse on Kanter should set in by Thanksgiving.
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Jason Pierre Paul tweeted what looked like a peace sign beside the words “Just saying hi.”
I think it’s safe to assume JJ’s car emoji has been stopped for a DUI.
Poor Carmelo... he wanted to ride the banana boat but none of the life vests fit a Triangle.
My two questions: would you wear a t-shirt with your own nickname on it, and is Carmelo a bit faded?
Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?
What is “New Three Rivers Stadium”?
And watched by 26.7 MILLION people in the US. More than any soccer game, men or women, in the US EVER. EVER.
Kinja gonna kinj.
Theoretically this isn’t that different from chicken parm, but I get the feeling that the execution will be appalling. And greasy...