Nantz has nothing on Michael Wilbon in the Siemian-induced media boner contest. Wilbon’s hard-on could only be topped if, somehow, a JaMarcus Russell-sized, JaMarcus Russell-coloured, BLM-dissing, undrafted QB out of Ball State started and won his first game for the Kansas City Chiefs, at which point Jason Whitlock’s…

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Goodell really just wants Dennis Miller back.