Perhaps if he was actually on the field for more than one game in a row, his Gulliverian locks might find themselves in the vicinity of a sacked QB, an intercepted pass or a tackle for no gain, things the sorry GB defence could desperately use.

I’m pretty sure it isn’t Tim Miller’s super pac that is persuading people that Hillary Clinton is an unlikable and untrustworthy bitch.

Excellent points by Jamilah L. “My Name is an Anagram For ‘I Am a Joke Shill’” Isoke: why aren’t the media questioning the health and the ability to serve of those 20-something models who allegedly fainted at the Yeezy concert? Are any of them secretly Donald Trump? Where are their tax returns? Do they know what…

Nantz has nothing on Michael Wilbon in the Siemian-induced media boner contest. Wilbon’s hard-on could only be topped if, somehow, a JaMarcus Russell-sized, JaMarcus Russell-coloured, BLM-dissing, undrafted QB out of Ball State started and won his first game for the Kansas City Chiefs, at which point Jason Whitlock’s…

Tshimanga “Tim” Biakabutuka

Ortiz reaches first as a result of Hit By Pitcher