I don't think you know what a column shift manual really is. 

As a 25 year ASE master tech, three time dealer service manager (NYC, L.A., East Bay area) and former independent shop owner I agree with everything you’ve said here. My vehicles only go to the dealership when there’s no choice - like warranty or recall work - or to get maintenance when the vehicle is new and under…

I used to date a girl that had a cute little blue Neon. I ran into her years later and she was driving her Mom’s Volvo. She said the Neon’s engine locked one day up and started smoking. Our convo:

Honestly the dealer puts this in crack pipe territory.  My gut says this was bought at an auction and every reputable dealer wouldn't touch this car. I would have to see it in person to know for sure, but this looks like the car sketchy dealers keep in the showroom so people see it, come in the showroom to look at it…

$20k can buy a lot of coke, my dude.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

The name should be the Ford Mach-Ery.

And I will keep starring for every comment I see like this. We all should. This comment should be at the top of every comment section forever.

Amen on auto-play with sound.   Kill them with fire.

Stop the auto-play videos with sound already, I’m going to complain in every comment.

This seems to fit

So, this whole time, all we needed to get rid of Trump was for him to jump on a car?...

Let’s say you are walking along and you see a bird shit on some parked car’s fender. You have a clean napkin from the Cronut you just ate.  Birdshit can harm the clear coat and is easier to remove when fresh.  Me?  I’d wipe it off.  What about you?

“If you touched my car we would have issues”

I only touch other people’s cars without their permission to leave the following notes:

Makes sense. I’ve never seen one lift a finger to help out around the house. Freeloaders.

You have a key. They have a hood. Be brief.

holy shit is this dumb. Ok, Alpha Man - its ok if you do it. News flash, you probably suck as a driver just like almost all of us.

Do you pat old girlfriends on the a$$ when you see them in public too?

You should have left alone, you could have made it worse. And also, even if you yourself know enough to not make it worse; you are emboldening people who only think they know enough to do stuff which they almost certainly do not know enough about. It is okay risking a fuck up on your own car, but never risk it on…