37 is old? Settle down kiddo, you're in for a rough ride. 

So, we had the Gremlin, which was a 2 door. And a submodel, the Gremlin Custom, which was also a 2 door. And to round it out, we also had the Gremlin Custom 2 door. Have I got that right? I think I'm understanding why AMC is gone...

You have my sympathies, it sounds like you have to travel by air pretty frequently. Though the next time I have too, I maybe give them a try if it's an option. It's pretty seldom though. Nothing can be worse than the last Delta flight I took, 25 years ago. Yeah, I'm grouchy and I hold a grudge.

You are correct sir. Though to be fair I fly as little as possible. I may have to try them, if just to see if it’s any nicer. Although I’m assuming the rest of the experience is equally as miserable as any other airline.

I have literally never seen a leather airplane seat in person. Those are for private jets. The rest of us sit on upholstery that was rejected for the 1986 Ford Aerostar. 

All this attention to detail and they used the taillights from a ‘74 Celica.

In an old fashioned car, sure. In a mid engine, rwd sports car? Not so much. I'd love to see the development cost for the dct, and I'm positive that's why there's only one transmission option. 

This thing has been modified with rear seat controls and we're talking about using basketballs for airbags?

I hate seeing a car like that crushed too. But the laws in the Philippines about importing vehicles are very clear and its owner made a very concerted effort to break them. You pays your money and you takes your chances. He lost.

Until it doesn't. Then it is.

“flawless" perhaps in that he isn't dead, but still mind-bendingly shit stupid. 

The only way I can see it happening is if the doors and roof are stored and attached separately. And what of the existing door hinges? They'd have to be deleted, which now makes your convertible a coupe, permanently. 

Godspeed, sir. The crust is the best part. However I beg you to leave "portrait mode" for portraits. Pictures have a shape. Video screens have a different shape. Shapes. 

Im not talking about Jalopnik. This is an internet wide movement I'm starting. Join me. 

I think you meant to say "enforce." If you enforce left lane laws people will stop squatting. Rewarding bad behavior only encourages it. 

If you stop posting vertical video people might stop shooting it. I wish I could take my click back. 

First thing I said when I watched the trailer was "no fucking way. 30 years and he's still a captain? He hit his retention point years ago." Then my kids called me a nerd. 

Such is the crux of the article. 

Lots of them. They fell behind with their lender two years ago. Thats a lot of compounding interest. 50 cars was likely all that was available to be repo’ed. Add in back rent, unpaid trade ins, registration fees they’ve collected and kept, and employee wages they’re probably behind on, I can believe $35 million.

*Nucular Fushion