Yeah, that’s all really cool. But, why... What... I’m sitting here on the porch, coffee gone and I need to get up and go to work but my brain hurts. There’s a ‘Vette parked in the OCEAN ffs. I get advertising and all but seriously what the fuck?

Nobody deserves to have their stuff stolen. But you leave it running, unattended in an urban area what do you expect to happen. The VIDEO shot in PORTRAIT mode AND WHILE DRIVING should tell you that this “victim” kind of brought it on herself with her un-smarness. Be smarter, folks.

Seeing how I live in Poorsville, a suburb of Fantasyland; my Supra looks like an aging Camry...

COTD...

Well, my bored ass did look it up. It was a pretty simple Google search, that did show a statistical drop for 2013, which they attributed to a wetter weather pattern. There may have been more, but I was done pooping and just didn’t care.

Literally teared up a bit at this. Awesome. 

Well I was going to posit something sciencey and say that the swirly vortex following the vehicle yada yada yada corrosive road salts most vulnerable exposed parts yada yada yada I’ll bet the underside is gone. But it’s probably just a cheap wiper. Except kinda the vortex thing because I see this. All. The . Time.

Idk. Maybe. They're "secret."

11. 11 herbs and spices.

Pedal extenders. Breath...

Im 44, and those are girls sandals. Millennial?!? I'm a Gen-X slacker, thanks. 

The victim doesn't need to say a word. Despite what frat boys might tell you silence is not consent. It's the cops job to know the parameters of the law. 

We know too much about your wife's undercarriage now, Harry...

They make this shit called "spray adhesive." 3M even makes one specifically for headliners, and it's wonderful. Costs about $6 a can. 

Please do this...

David, I see others have mentioned this and I'd like to too; please spring for new tires. This Jeep is solid enough that you'll get your money's worth out of them, and if the whole idea is "reliable winter beater" that will go a long way toward achieving that. Said in a spirit of brotherhood and genuine concern for…

And people wonder why there is so much animus toward police in general. Between this, the cop that was recently busted for planting meth on over 100 people, and the mind boggling number of people shot for being pigmented; in another 20 years our national anthem is going to be Fuck tha Police.

Damn. The kid's pulling jigs while his sisters clean out a car. British kids in the 70's didn’t play.

Came here to say almost that. I'm not worried about him wearing his sister's clothes, but he sure doesn't look tough. 

That'll work too!