Lol, not whimsy. Know what you're talking about and be the bigger asshole. It works and it's fun. 

Ill throw in my own two cents. What you need, sir is to make another poor life decision. You need a C3 Corvette. Style all week long, decent cruiser and with the right suspension setup it will do well autocrossing. If you can find a Greenwood shooting brake conversion there will be room for the pups, too.

Lol, they can’t tow you if you’re sitting in it, and even a shady tow company will release your car if they realize you know what you’re talking about and police are on the line. Done this before. Some neighborhoods in Portland OR are just as bad as NYC. But you're right. Last time it happened, even waiting for the…

I would have been tempted to just park anyway, tell the doorman to fuck off and just see what happened next.

This dumb motherfucker did this stupid shit, while his moron friend LET HIM. While filming in portrait mode because, moron. Truly a mind boggling trifecta of dumbassedry. Well played. 

I think the lack of crash testing has less to do with being a small volume manufacturer and more to do with this is essentially a rebadged Porsche/Audi/Bentley. The chassis has already been certified.

To be fair, Cutlasses of this era are sharp looking cars. 

So, this is somehow the next Moab project?

Im pretty sure they already have. I'm too lazy to look it up but I seem to recall an article about teams who enter cars and run just enough laps to get paid then stop. 

The newspaper box airscoop just... Does it for me...

Yes, yes, and no; that’s dangerously stupid, bro.

“can be”

Well, I can't answer that because it sounds like bullshit. Can you cite sources?

Well, maybe I guess. I'm more inclined to believe it's got more to do with "physics" and "common fucking sense."

Physics is unscientific? 

“Lane splitting saves lives.”

Fair points, mostly. Bush agreed to a temporary bailout. Obama gave them 13 billion dollars.

Or sometimes, when cyclist does stupid shit to a car, dead biker, and a driver that doesn’t give a single fuck about the dent, he just wishes he hadn’t mowed down a biker who did stupid shit. I try to be super careful around bikes, ‘cause physics. It isn’t easy sometimes, when they’re whizzing through red lights in…

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Amtrak, the USPS, GM at one point, the Trump Organization....