THATS LITERALLY THE BESTEST PART OF HAVING PETS

It seems silly but these and other robot pets are used a LOT with dementia patients and others who need to be soothed but are in facilities that can’t have therapy pets on duty all the time. I read a story over on Gizmodo, I think, about a woman who woke up in a panic at 2 am looking for her parents (both long dead),…

>because of those fans, the show is becoming easy to hate

Ahh, Alex - The least known Baldwin Brother.

If the dog buys a ticket, why shouldn’t he be allowed to watch the game? And if it’s a sideline seat, it’s understandable if a pup gets a little too involved. It’s like Spike Lee at a Knicks game. (Does even Spike Lee still bother going to Knicks games anymore?)

When just one pair of fresh legs won’t do....

“No no, after the woof, drop the mic.”

13/10
Would bring on in the last 15 minutes of a tied game.

Lol, right? I’m watching this, the music gets all happy, and I’m all, “Yo, that one guy just fucking died!”

If somebody said “just kidding, this is some bad fan-fiction from some loser message board” I’d totally believe it

This was quite a solid coke-rant. I’ll bet he didn’t pause to take a breath the entire time.

This is the White House communications director

It’s like Ben Stiller and a Ken doll had a test tube baby.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

It’s a race car. If masonry brick was proven to be the perfect aerodynamic shape, they’d make them look like masonry bricks.

They’re going to do every single thing they can to extract as much performance per square cm, looks be damned. Makes sense to me. You don’t ask the fastest female runner in the world to get a…

If Sauber’s gonna win anything this year, it’s gonna be “Livery of The Year” and “Livery of The Decade”. Those colors absolutely rock.

Every time I see a ‘bark in the park’ promotion it takes me back to an indy-league game I attended in Sioux Falls, SD. On that fateful bark in the park night the heavens opened up and doused the park with a downpour that lasted for about 15 minutes. This was in the first inning. The rest of the game the whole stadium…

I imagine these Bark in the Park promotional days are annoying as hell for the ballpark custodial staff, but damned if I don’t think they’re the coolest recurring promotions in recent baseball history.

we get very excited