The news tomorrow:
“Area man decapitates self in freak cosplay accident. More at 11.”

That’s not entirely true...

Gotta be at least one person who committed a felony in there. I’ve always been suspicious of Janice, from Accounting. I reckon she killed her husband and made it look like an accident.

Surely this is all an elaborate, staged, ‘mistake’ in an attempt to make the pageant relevant in 2015?

That word, “hipsters”, I do not think it means what you think it means.

It’s like shopping at Louis Vuitton... if you have to ask the price, then you can’t afford it.

‘No sense of humor’, as described in the article, is problematic.

Amen, brother!

Maybe the crazy wife of $50-tip-husband is great in bed?
Like, really super freaky, mind-and-everything-else-blown, contortionist-level-flexible, crazy- great in the sack?

I honestly cannot think of any other reason someone would put up with her.