she looks like a child dressing up as a disney princess.

Lol. I like Robin Wright, but This is some lame shit right here. These allegations have been circling for years and even I have heard about them, including worse stories that emerged recently. Better to say nothing than anything at all.

It’s becoming clearer everyday that prolifers only care about children’s  value as hostages and revenue streams. 

‘We only value that life until it’s here. ™’

Cheap bastard’s already two years behind on my payments.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

Me too. And “shut the fuck up, you fucker”!

Stop looking for the good in any of these people. It simply does not exist. The only child Melania cares about is Barron, because he’s “hers.”

Can you.

I can’t function anymore. I feel like this is a really bad dream that I can’t pull myself out of. It’s so hard to be going through your own shit while our country is falling apart. PLEASE TRANSPORT ME BACK TO 5 YEARS AGO. I beg of you.

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

Needs more stars.

I usually attach the email and write “see below”

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Does Barron even exist? Other than a few moments on camera, we’ve never really seen him do anything. Maybe he’s just some sort of Rent-a-Boy Donald threw at Melania to keep her happy

He shoved Barron in a moment of anger because deep down he knows he’s the most loathed person on the planet, she went after him, and he hit her. In the hospital because he hit her in the eye, and she both needed it checked out and stayed there til the swelling went down. Now she’s basically told him to go fuck himself…

Ivanka trump is not a lean in feminist. She is a grifting, delusional child of a grifter.

Never sell your name. Never sell your name. No matter how big the paycheck, never sell your name.

We have a goddamn rally goose now.