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There is nothing to wrap your head around. Some people are just horrible. It’s a sad fact of life, and the only thing you can do about it is learn to spot them quick and try not to think about it too much.

You do it for the money.

Denial. Divorce is a real bomb thrown into your life, even with money to cushion the blow, so I’m sure both of them were happy enough to pretend for a couple more years, and what better way to “prove” they’re good than a few more kids?

It is all about child care money...more kids more money!! She knew exactly what she was doing!! He has been a bottom feeder like his father for years!

Honestly, Vanessa Trump was a somewhat successful model who was probably trying to marry up instead of for love. Because I can’t imagine anyone could actually love someone like Don Jr. Like a lot of rich people, she and Don Jr. probably had an arrangement.

I think Stormy confirmed that in a roundabout way in her InTouch interview:
Stormy: Nothing freaky. Like, ‘Oh yeah, that feels good. That’s amazing.’ You know. It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do. It wasn’t bad.”

So was The National Enquirer and AMI the protector of information, or the collector of information? I’m sure Mueller already has his eye on David Pecker, but Jesus Christ on a cracker already ...

The one cool thing about it is that all these crazy white supremacists do their 23andMe or AncestryDNA kits and find out they actually have African DNA. Yay!

I switched over to a female doctor after being told by multiple male doctors that a fluttering in my chest was either anxiety or stress or gas. Finally a female doctor did the right test and found a piece of tissue in my heart blocking one of the valves. My heart literally could have stopped from it at some point. It

I don’t give a damn if this dude is conventionally attractive. He has a creep factor that comes through loud and clear in everything I’ve seen him in. Pass.

Fergie never “got it.” You’ll notice her daughters spend a fair amount of time around the Queen and the family and Fergie is rarely involved. Philip. particularly, made efforts to engage with Diana and often took her side but he absolutely loathed Fergie and still does. For all the drama ginned up by “The Crown”,

Was there ever anything really bad about Fergie? Or was it just that she did not live up to all of that stifling royal protocol, and instead acted more like the rest of us do?

Also: I do not care if Diana’s wedding dress was peak 80s, it was Ultimate Luxury Peak 80s, and I would wear the shit out of a replica. I would

Samesies! And I got her haircut, too! My ex-in laws were from the county that produced the silk and lace for that mutton-sleeved gown she wore. My ex-MIL sent me a post card I still have from the town with her portrait in it, writing, “Such a lovely dress. Pity about the marriage.” That’s almost identical to what my

Well, she did herself a disservice in that engagement video when she tried to claim that she hadn’t really known who Harry was or anything about his family before they met. Bitch, please. Anyone who has ever read People magazine at the dentist or stood in a supermarket checkout line knows about his family. It was a

Kate seemed to be the one obsessed with marrying into the family and actually rearranged her life to better her chances. But I suppose Meghan is more calculating because she’s black and American and how dare she!

From what I have seen and read he is not involved, but anything is possible with a reboot.

I think I’ve managed to go this entire administration hearing fewer than two minutes of him actually speaking . If I must, I read transcripts, because I cannot bear to hear him.

Oh my god, yes. Riding in the car, listening to NPR is a minefield cuz you never know when you’re going to get in a fender bender rushing to change the station because they played a news story with his voice in it. His voice makes my ears bleed.

Will and Grace is much more political now, but it’s funny and light hearted, with the eventual message being that common decency supracedes politics.

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”