As I work from home, I now must consider: My 9 am choices are soon to be Megyn Kelly vs Kelly Ripa? Thank Christ for Turner Classic.

And if you read their statement, they still gave her an exit-row seat! They moved her from 15D to 15A — because who knows, maybe the (brown) woman who sat in 15D knows the guy in 15E and they requested to sit next to each other, so the gate agent, seeing that it’s just a lateral move, shifts Coultergeist (Olbermann…

I feel that way now when I watch Seinfeld reruns. Really terrible people.

Everyone else looks so wide-eyed and innocent, and by comparison, Schwimmer indeed looks like a serial killer. Maybe that’s the fanfic that needs to be explored.

I’ve never noticed it before, but why does Ross look so evil and angry in that top photo?

Another factor: Alfred Angelo also has been a HUGE advertiser in bridal magazines for many years, multiple pages in every issue. If there are any salespeople at any bridal magazines here reading these comments, it would be great to get some insight on how long they’ve advertised with you, and when they stopped paying…

Alfred Angelo is the land of the $800 wedding dress, which is pretty much the median price for a “budget” dress these days. But here’s the thing: For brides on a budget, yes, this is a hardship. Not every wedding is about an open wallet.

I’m saying that’s Ivanka’s stance, not JujyMonkey; I adore JujyMonkey!

This took work. Congrats to whomever did that.

Or maybe they can take time off to have kids or something, and make their 70-year-old parents go out and work, because it’s so easy for seniors to find jobs. At least, that’s what the GOP would like us to think about how easy it is to pay for healthcare.

Again, let’s take a moment to examine THE VERY BAD PHOTOSHOPPING on that book cover. What the hell is going on with the camera-right side of her body? I’d like to think she told the retoucher that he/she would get so much work from her if he did this project for gratis, so he/she really fucked it up because they know…

Exactly. “Made in the USA” really is a thing. It doesn’t have to be cost-prohibitive. You just need to actually do the work to figure it out. Which was too much work for the blonde goddess. Who can kiss my ass.

Wow, so it’s OK to basically ignore human rights? Bite me.

Junior was desperate to prove himself to Daddy, who was surrounded by people he was praising: Bannon, Manafort, Jared, Lewandowski. Junior had to do something to stand out. And then that email arrived.

I would kill to be a fly on the wall for the moment when she has to confront her dad over her husband going to jail. Who would she choose? Father of her children, or the ultimate icky dad?

If you go back to that college-friend FB story about Trump Sr. slapping Donnie Jr. in the hallway of his dorm for apparently the sin of wearing a baseball jersey to go to a baseball game, this very well could be the ultimate long con. Little Donnie exacts his revenge for the slap — and also because he’s always…

I watch CBS This Morning precisely because they would never air this ridiculous drama.

People are going to take what I’m going to say as simple hater snark, but sorry, it’s true: There is nothing going on behind those eyes. She has perfected her Stepford look to a T, and every word is planned and rehearsed. At least that was my experience in interviews. She had set up a nice life for herself as a…

Long-haul international first class on Air France is the shit. Champagne when you board, pre-dinner cocktail, multiple wines with meal courses, and dessert wine. And if you get a nice flight attendant who likes you, your glass is never empty.

As someone who requires a Xanax and a cocktail to allow the plane to take off, I fully support this idea.